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What an original story! (I just read it.) I like the reference to entropy near the beginning:

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Being the Almighty must be exhausting. Inventing entropy didn't exempt him from it.

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Physicists like to say that, "Fundamentally, there’s no reason states of lower order can’t spontaneously proceed to states of higher order."
– just as monkeys can in principal type all of the works of Shakespeare. By all accounts, a story about watching paint dry should be boring.
“The Infinite Monkey Theorem” isn’t.

Check out “Yahweh”: www.eliyah.com/tetragrm.html

Here’s a few excerpts I had to reread just for giggles.

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"It's a good backup plan," I allowed. "I keep hoping one of these little bastards will be inspired... which reminds me. Where did Shakespeare's soul go, anyway?"
"Yahweh got him. He must have. Do you think he'd be down here?"
"Most creative types are," I said. "Yahweh's not too fond of independent thinkers.

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I fear I’ve also been condemned. <sigh>

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The head librarian took me aside. I was about to explode. The blast would have scorched every book on the shelves.
"Go back in time and try Amazon. Lucifer has a corporate account with them. It's not a widely-known fact, but it's true. Everything we have is crap. The damned don't read meaningful books."

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So is this to say I don't read meaningful books?

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My diplomatic fantasies lost both their luster and their relevance when the hundreds of bickering little countries gave way to the World Government (much later than I had expected; the human love of borders has never failed to amaze me).

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(Aint that the truth!)

PS: Thanks for the story!